#can you imagine if atheists said that after everything they said #”I’d like a burger and fries please. Also there is no God.” #”Happy birthday Mom. Also there is no God.” #”The Avengers was a fucking great movie I want to see it again! Also there is no God.” #”That was the best sex I’ve ever had in my life. But there is still no God.”
What would be the atheist equivalent to ‘omg’?
oh my there is no god
OMTISNG
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7do you guys remember that episodfe of the magic school bus where the class gets transformed into fish eggs and get fertilized with fish semen
oh God
You guys. Oh, God. You guys.
Heathcliff, Wuthering Heights, Emily Brontë
His thick brown curls were rough and uncultivated, his whiskers encroached bearishly over his cheeks…A ray fell on his features; the cheeks were sallow, and half covered with black whiskers; the brows lowering, the eyes deep-set and singular. I remembered the eyes…Do you mark those two lines between your eyes; and those thick brows, that, instead of rising arched, sink in the middle; and that couple of black fiends, so deeply buried, who never open their windows boldly, but lurk glinting under them, like devil’s spies…Compressing his mouth he held a silent combat with his inward agony. (Multiple suggestions)
Heathcliff kinda sexy.
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Fandom: Harry Potter
“He tried committing arson to cheer himself up, burning down the owlery, with Cho Chang inside, but sadly, Madame Pompfrey was able to repair both. Quirrell thought that it was probably for the best; being a minority was punishment enough without being a burn victim as well.”
God, I love fanfiction.
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